Thigh slappin good time

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

twilight being on the Tumblr trending page in 2018 is big dick energy

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literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

THAT IS SO COOL

Really like this. Being able to further visualize chemistry seems like it could be extremely helpful.

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

Those are nice jeans. Work