Im Dying Squirtle

She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my Stills and my Nash and my Crosby

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

oisín will explain. patrick will explain. oisín will explain. to me to you to me to you

Ah yes the culchie child who sounds about 75 all is right with the world

Brian Óg is giving family wedding. He's doing karaoke with his drunk uncle he's patronising about Minecraft he's the GOAT

*boomer voice* nobody wants to work any more. they just want to be unemployed and post destiel

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours