bloodsport.

Jacob will always know everything he's the secret secret keeper at the station. He's no gossip--people tell him the facts and he usually just keeps them to himself or uses them to annoy the subjects of the secret in question aka Ruben. Which is funny because he has so much... stuff on Ruben, since bestfriendsies.

Jake will try to convince Ruben to give Luiz blowjobs more often bc dude. Dude.

ever since the Get to Bottom button from xkit got deleted, I have not known peace

It's a fun family anecdote that Carrie Derane was really fucking gay in times where being really fucking gay wasn't nearly as accepted, but she didn't give a fuck. She got a partner and everyone is positive they were together until they died of old age.