memento mori.

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

Don’t touch my overnight oats boy

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

Woah mama we all go to hell

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

saw a post i disagreed with. didn’t die. but came close

ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what