you’re the only warm thing for miles

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)