noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24

Cooking for someone as a form of intimacy.

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

WHAT THE FUCK!?

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

i will look at u with my big doe eyes … and u will pay for my iced coffee

Fuck it we ball

Fuck it we ball

Fuck it we ball

to my fellow usamericans….in light of the supreme court overturning roe v wade, well known organizations like planned parenthood dont need your money right now - they have plenty - if you’re going to donate, donate to your local or state abortion funds

the national network of abortion funds allows you to split your donation between 91 abortion funds in the united states -  it lists every fund your donation goes to and allows you to customize the amount you give to each fund

a cold slice of watermelon can be so life changing im seeing god and angels