im dying

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

I don't know if this is intended to be racist to white people, but that's what it's coming off as. Are you saying that white people can't be LGBT+?

If Sisyphus was a girl, he would be able to push that boulder up

Women can do anything.

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art

my biggest dream is to calm down

enough with the gender binary bathrooms. from now on we need to divide bathrooms between people who go in there to use the bathroom and people who go in there to have wet paper towel fights

Look I’m gonna fuckin’ say it

you shouldn’t lust after fucking pokemon