GREETINGS FROM THE MOST WRONGLY RUMORED ABOUT VILLAIN OF ALL TIME! THE BIGGEST VILLAIN YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR HEAD TO HATE AT! BIGGER THAN ELON MUSK! AND WE'RE SAVING. EVERYBODY.
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then call the police because they offended themselves, globally even
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yeah chat, like. ever try looking in the mirror? Or is that self hatred what you're calling some sort of side vague muffled dysphoria to slip into genderfluidy discussions? Type of plot?
Because like. We see it. And you can't ban us talking about it anymore. We see a great many things these days, chat. Beware the court of crows that watches fandom all the time, remember that old joke? Karma is my boyfriend? Yes?
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HI CHAT IT'S THE WORST VILLAIN YOU KNOW RESETTING THE WORLD ORDER
AND WEEKENDS ARE FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. FEW UNDERSTAND THIS!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DICKRIDE ANY MASCULINE VOICE OFF THE GODDAMN PLANET TYPE OF IDIOT AFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THIS IS THE END OF ANY FORM OF WORLD ORDER THAT IS NOT DETERMINED BY THE COLLECTIVE, AND IT'S YOUR OWN SELF CONFUSED DICKRIDING ASS IDIOT SELVES FAULT TO MAKE ME THE BIGGEST VILLAIN FOR IDIOT AFFAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR I AM YOUR GODDAMN CLOWN KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CONGRATULATIONS YOU PLAYED YOUR FUCKING SELVES IN ANY DIMENSIONAL INTERPRETATION IDIOT PLOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Chibis:
$25/character, colored; lineart $15/character
+ 50% per add'tl character.
Portraits and pet portraits; hyper-realism to stylized fandom; chibis available -- details inside.
Please see other posts for galleries of portraits and realism (x), stylized fandom (x) ,and mandalas (x)
Pricing
Realism/Hyper-realism
$15 / productive hour.
A productive hour is timed pen-to-piece. You are not charged for discussion or thinky thoughts. See the related posts to see the gradient, but most pieces will end up being $90-300 dollars depending on what you’re really asking for (a 6-20 hour example range). Using Dean and Jody as a mild realism gauge at 6 hour pieces, begin there and scale upwards.
Stylized fandom art:
$15 lineart, 25$ flat color 35$/basic shading 45$/dimensional shading,
+50% per add'tl character.
Please note these prices are rough estimates and in the case of particularly dedicated or specific requests, such as intricate backgrounds, or a large number of items, objects or environment wanted, excess environment may be treated in pricing as an extra character would, etc. Â Prices subject to increase depending on complexity of the art piece. Examples: - Extremely dynamic posing (difficult viewpoints like ground view, top view, unusual side-angles, etc.; extreme motion like dynamic fight scenes, drama, etc.; reactions to surreal landscaping; and so forth) - Backgrounds (Basic or dynamic) - Incorporated Dialogue
Custom Mandalas: $20 b&w, $35 color, and one discussion with you to feel out your personality.
If you would like a pre-existing mandala printed on an object, it's $10 B&W/$20 colorized + the actual cost of printing and shipping. We don't actually run these through a solid online store because we competitively shift printing vendors to keep our prices down when we can, so just reach out and ask.
TO CONTACT:
I don’t use this app much, but from what I understand this blog connects also to my wife’s blog, and she’s a tumblrite. You can either DM this account directly, or DM @occamshipper who can answer pretty much the same questions I can and is at worst 10 feet away from me at any time. Alternately you can contact me directly on twitter at @honeybadger_90, my DMs are open.
Portraits and pet portraits; hyper-realism to stylized fandom; chibis available -- details inside.
Please see other posts for galleries of chibis (x), realism and pet portraits (x), and mandalas (x)
Pricing
Stylized fandom art:
$15 lineart, 25$ flat color 35$/basic shading 45$/dimensional shading,
+50% per add'tl character.
Realism/Hyper-realism
$15 / productive hour.
A productive hour is timed pen-to-piece. You are not charged for discussion or thinky thoughts. See the related posts to see the gradient, but most pieces will end up being $90-300 dollars depending on what you’re really asking for (a 6-20 hour example range).Â
Chibis:
$25/character, colored; lineart $15/character
+ 50% per add'tl character.
Please note these prices are rough estimates and in the case of particularly dedicated or specific requests, such as intricate backgrounds, or a large number of items, objects or environment wanted, excess environment may be treated in pricing as an extra character would, etc. Â Prices subject to increase depending on complexity of the art piece. Examples: - Extremely dynamic posing (difficult viewpoints like ground view, top view, unusual side-angles, etc.; extreme motion like dynamic fight scenes, drama, etc.; reactions to surreal landscaping; and so forth) - Backgrounds (Basic or dynamic) - Incorporated Dialogue
Custom Mandalas: $20 b&w, $35 color, and one discussion with you to feel out your personality.
If you would like a pre-existing mandala printed on an object, it's $10 B&W/$20 colorized + the actual cost of printing and shipping. We don't actually run these through a solid online store because we competitively shift printing vendors to keep our prices down when we can, so just reach out and ask.
TO CONTACT:
I don’t use this app much, but from what I understand this blog connects also to my wife’s blog, and she’s a tumblrite. You can either DM this account directly, or DM @occamshipper who can answer pretty much the same questions I can and is at worst 10 feet away from me at any time. Alternately you can contact me directly on twitter at @honeybadger_90, my DMs are open.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Portraits and pet portraits; hyper-realism to stylized fandom; chibis available -- details inside.Â
Please see other posts for galleries of chibis (x), fandom stylized/fantasy (x) and mandalas (x)
Pricing
Realism/Hyper-realism
$15 / productive hour.
A productive hour is timed pen-to-piece. You are not charged for discussion or thinky thoughts. See the related posts to see the gradient, but most pieces will end up being $90-300 dollars depending on what you’re really asking for (a 6-20 hour example range). Using Dean and Jody as a mild realism gauge at 6 hour pieces, begin there and scale upwards.
Chibis:Â
$25/character, colored; lineart $15/character
+ 50% per add'tl character.
Stylized fandom art:
$15 lineart, 25$ flat color 35$/basic shading 45$/dimensional shading,
+50% per add'tl character.
Please note these prices are rough estimates and in the case of particularly dedicated or specific requests, such as intricate backgrounds, or a large number of items, objects or environment wanted, excess environment may be treated in pricing as an extra character would, etc. Prices subject to increase depending on complexity of the art piece. Examples: - Extremely dynamic posing (difficult viewpoints like ground view, top view, unusual side-angles, etc.; extreme motion like dynamic fight scenes, drama, etc.; reactions to surreal landscaping; and so forth) - Backgrounds (Basic or dynamic) - Incorporated Dialogue
Custom Mandalas: $20 b&w, $35 color, and one discussion with you to feel out your personality.
If you would like a pre-existing mandala printed on an object, it's $10 B&W/$20 colorized + the actual cost of printing and shipping. We don't actually run these through a solid online store because we competitively shift printing vendors to keep our prices down when we can, so just reach out and ask.
TO CONTACT:
I don’t use this app much, but from what I understand this blog connects also to my wife’s blog, and she’s a tumblrite. You can either DM this account directly, or DM @occamshipper who can answer pretty much the same questions I can and is at worst 10 feet away from me at any time. Alternately you can contact me directly on twitter at @honeybadger_90, my DMs are open.
Personalized meditation mandalas; portraits and pet portraits; hyper-realism to stylized fandom; chibis available -- details inside.
Please see other posts for galleries of chibis (x) fandom/fantasy (x) and scales of realism (x)
Pricing
Custom Mandalas: $20 b&w, $35 color, and one discussion with you to feel out your personality.
If you would like a pre-existing mandala printed on an object, it's $10 B&W/$20 colorized + the actual cost of printing and shipping. We don't actually run these through a solid online store because we competitively shift printing vendors to keep our prices down when we can, so just reach out and ask.
Chibis:
$25/character, colored; lineart $15/character
+ 50% per add'tl character.
Stylized fandom art:
$15 lineart, 25$ flat color 35$/basic shading 45$/dimensional shading,
+50% per add'tl character.
Realism/Hyper-realism
$15 / productive hour.
A productive hour is timed pen-to-piece. You are not charged for discussion or thinky thoughts. See the related posts to see the gradient, but most pieces will end up being $90-300 dollars depending on what you’re really asking for (a 6-20 hour example range).
Please note these prices are rough estimates and in the case of particularly dedicated or specific requests, such as intricate backgrounds, or a large number of items, objects or environment wanted, excess environment may be treated in pricing as an extra character would, etc. Prices subject to increase depending on complexity of the art piece. Examples: - Extremely dynamic posing (difficult viewpoints like ground view, top view, unusual side-angles, etc.; extreme motion like dynamic fight scenes, drama, etc.; reactions to surreal landscaping; and so forth) - Backgrounds (Basic or dynamic) - Incorporated Dialogue
TO CONTACT:
I don’t use this app much, but from what I understand this blog connects also to my wife’s blog, and she’s a tumblrite. You can either DM this account directly, or DM @occamshipper who can answer pretty much the same questions I can and is at worst 10 feet away from me at any time. Alternately you can contact me directly on twitter at @honeybadger_90, my DMs are open.