You Are All Honey Sluts

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

you can make mistakes. you can mess up, you can break up, you can lose friends. that makes us human. but we just have to keep going. we have to learn from those mistakes and we have to see where we went wrong so it doesn’t happen all that often again. you are growing and you are learning who you want to be at all moments, don’t rush it, don’t stress, just be conscious and aware. be here in the moment, because in a few days, weeks, years, you might just wish you were right back where you are today.

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”