my unus annus campsona.

name: reegan

pronouns: they/them

height: 5’6

unus or annus: unus

role: documentary, i am filming and documenting most things as i have an unreachable dream of becoming a film maker. i will most likely turn this fun camp trip into a horror film the blair witch project style. and in the process get unus and annus sued for endangering millions of children. i am also the expert on ultra piss, i know how to get it, sell it, and make it.

strengths: i carry extra everything on me due to extreme paranoia so if you forgot water? socks? a snack? i brought extra. i can be very loud and will scare away black bears aswell as annoy other predators into submission. i also brought movies and a little movie player so we can watch fun things in my tent while the other kids are being ✨murdered✨

weaknesses: i’m sad and will probably throw myself in front of a bear but it’ll make for good s’mores later so it’s really not that bad

cabin: breaking wind

favorite camp activity: hiking and fire building

A picture of Danny fire and philly L the other week @danielhowell @amazingphil