I Hate This Website

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

you had meat nutella

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level