The Homo Turtle

AND THEN they proceeded to not talk to him for what??? days?? weeks?? even when he was the victim of homophobic bullying in front of a whole crowd of people. and then when they decided simon was cool again they didn’t even apologise they just went “want to go to the fairground? :)” as if they hadn’t just ditched their friend through one of the worst periods of his life what the fuck

Y’all I’m shaking cause I have been really busy with a lot of baiting and stuff.

Over the months of baiting. The Instagram I have used to bait has gained to 160k.

Cameron Dalls is so fucking hot so I always comment on his posts using this popular account.

Obviously my comments caught cams eye

He dmd (private messaged) me and asked me if I was in LA.

He thought I was hot and then it turned steamy lowkey.

1. I’m scared

2. This is an iconic momment

Please reblog and like this if you wanna see Cameron’s nudes live from his insta.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out

3: backed off after the fight ended

4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place

5: didn’t get involved till he had to