a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him

Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him

UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????

the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post