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Ghost: yes

Y/n: *starts crying*

Gaz: uh isn't ghost her boyfriend?

Ghost: what got ya phanting so hard?

Y/n: did some quickie with soap

Ghost: *aggressively pulls out his gun while walking towards soap*

Ghost: what flowers do you want for your grave sergeant?

The dog tag gets me

Y/n: I'll tell you but you can't be mad at me

Ghost: what did you do??

Y/n: ok so I was minding my own business when-

Ghost: BULLSHIT

Soap: y/n you're staring

Y/n: the first thing I look in man is his heart

Soap:"....."

Soap: wow because you were iconic??

Y/n: no because my uncle was murdered

Soap:

Soap: in a fight right?

Me:

Soap: right???

@popcaki the artist ya'all