Homeless Heath

appreciation post for tobin’s arms

bonus:

Carli: teaching a robot to love, sweet sweet vengeance, completely unwarranted confidence, hope

Pinoe: the glass ceiling, the homosexual agenda, punching a congressman in the face

Tobin: BATMAN!!!!, the holy bible, being a motherfucking sorcerer, a really cool hat

Christen: sunshine and rainbows, Gandhi, giving 110% percent, powerful thighs

KO: licking things to claim them as your own, spectacular abs, wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry, children on leashes

Moe: tangled slinkys

Rose: my humps, a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties, a sickly child-king, doing crimes

Horan: a can of whoop-ass, guys who don’t call

Alex: a fully-dressed female video game character, the gays, hot people

Allie: important news about Taylor swift

Sonnett: a sex comet from Neptune that plunges the earth into eternal sexiness, keg stands, being on fire

Becky: a tribe of warrior women, strong female characters, finally some goddamn peace and quiet

Mal: funky fresh rhymes, heartwarming orphans, however much weed $20 can buy

Ashlyn: a hot mess, too much hair gel, the eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion

that should do it. bombs away. || ( insp. )

their fucking commitment… 😂😂

bonus is Christen walking behind them with her coffee like:

Now do your dance, do your dance, do your dance, aye