god's personal little jester

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

ENÄÄ TÄMÄ PÄIVÄ AIKAA ALLEKIRJOITTAA!

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

so, how is it going for the cup?

Hospital

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

holy shit dude the elephant in the room just beat that horse to death holy fuck he's still going