How The Fuck Did You Get Here?

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

Yes

bone chair

Tbh I don’t care what y’all do with my dead body, just make sure my skin is used as human leather to bind the books that document my greatest works. Like, I don’t just want a piece of me to live on in my writings... I want y’all to feel my skin on your hands as you read it.

Fucking damn almost in the same outfit too this is cold af

This is beautiful

Absolutely me

LMAO

God this brings back trauma

this is a super villians monologue 

I can still hear the theme