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“well, no problem, we’ll just use it to stop the bleeding.”

“this is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - what’s bigger than huge?”

“oh i’m so sorry, i just gave away the ending didn’t i?”

“i mean - how, how did this happen?”

“i mean isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?”

“so what the hell happened to you?”

“there was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.”

“i never would’ve gone for it with her if it hadn’t been for you.”

“how is that a silver lining?”

“you want to know what i’m thinking?”

“i was trying to spare your feelings.”

“okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”

“okay, sweetheart, i’ll see you later.”

“you think you could close your eyes for just a sec?”

“i sort of did a stupid thing last night.”

“okay, ______, why don’t you just go get dressed and be on your way.”

“you’re not pathetic, you’re just sad.”

“this is about your horrible mistake.”

“okay, you’re going to have to not touch my ass.”

“you’re sure he’s going to be able to crack that code?”