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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

“Horse Plinko” is the name of a Star Wars background character

he tried to sell Glup Shitto space cocaine at the alien strip club

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

im the dalmatian ur mom warned u abt..

cosmo wanda i wish for everyone explode die kill kill evil die explode die die die