Asher. NB. 90's baby.

His whole weight settles on top of you in bed, legs spread wide around his ribs so he can wrap thick arms around your torso. Hugging you like a favorite teddy, head resting right below your sternum, every snore rumbling in delight.

summary: in which you propose a sex ban to the lads boys.

ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus, caleb & valko

notes: MDNI / NSFW (obvi), xavier’s a little greedy, zayne is barely surviving, rafayel Isn’t Surviving, sylus is an ass (lovingly), caleb is ridiculous, valko is just silly. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!), mentions of sex/sexual acts. brief mention of murder (guess who), and that’s it (i think)

p.s. valko is becoming my muse so his is unintentionally longer than the others…he speaks to me like sin to a sinner…yum…

a/n: i’ve unfortunately gotten back into hsr and have finally started wuwa and i cannot stop thinking about how predictable i am. my mains are just like caleb + valko and it’s obscene. my greed is neverending. beside myself with disgust at my desire (kidding) (i don’t rlly care it’s just silly)…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)

“what’s wrong, sweetie?” your husband asks, when you dodge his kiss with a sheepish smile, that teasing lilt ever present in his voice. “we’ve been married for how long now? it’s okay if people know you like me.”

you ignore the warmth in your cheeks, the part of you that’s still prone to his negging, before lacing your fingers between his as a consolation prize and scoffing, “who says i like you?”

“you’re the one wearing my ring, wife,” he raises your joined hands, placing a loud smooch onto the back of yours. “you said yes to this.”

“that’s because you literally got on your knees and begged me,” you fire back, trying your hand at ragebaiting him.

but sylus just laughs, red eyes just sparkling, before leaning in to whisper into your ear, “and i’d do it again.”

<3

The moon got updated to show the actual face it's on irl.

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[SIGHS]

I did the best I could 😭

Nsfw on my |O