pray for permission, ask for nothing.

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I'm currently putting down "cannot follow directions" on your performance review.

You don’t need to do that, Board Member V.

I am not a search engine. Do not send me things.

Funniest ways to quit your job.

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

the last surviving referent was just discovered and humanely euthanized by field semioticians in the salt flats of utah. apparently it was what people were referring to when they'd say. well. it doesn't matter now anyways does it.

Oops!

Hello Advisor Kurtzel ah. What is. What is what. Um what is this supposed to be. ? If I may ask ?

I’m terribly sorry but my strict NDA with my current employer forbids me from speaking about our current projects! Maybe some day.