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when one is in the hospital after being heavily injured and the other visits to comfort them all worried and concerned so the injured one asks for a kiss to make it all better and the visitor complies because they're whipped . . . and the heart monitor just goes off like crazy.

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

Waiting for someone to be like "sorry, I died, and the connection from this coffin isn't the best, but I hope you enjoy!"

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.