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me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

holy shit.

Feministic mythology is what I’m here for

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

Repost to save a life

this deserves an oscar

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

the only correct post

Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!

drag me sis

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Finally a version of this I can reblog

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]