Noah Kahan
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
shark vs the universe
oozey mess
Jules of Nature
pixel skylines
todays bird
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Love Begins
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@hollyymorpheus
Tolkien: This character is Feanor, which in my language means Spirit of Fire, which gets at his personality, creative spirit, and destructive tendencies.
Also Tolkien: This character is Treebeard because he’s a tree with a beard.
Tolkien: Here’s an entire language I created for a race of people, full of history and lore
Also Tolkien: Mount Doom
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Stop checking on people that aren’t checking on you
This us what Tuesday mornings where made for!
hash browns will be served at my wedding
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Boys are so creative with how they disappoint you! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Game Grumps:CAN YOU READ MORSE CODE?
YouTube Gaming:WAKE ME UP INSIDE )CAN’T WAKE UP)
Sonic The Hedgehog:DON’T MORSE TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
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me internally: I’m not going to discourse. I’m not going to. I’m upset but i’m not gonna say anything about it. It’s gonna start a whole thing and i’m not gonna do it. I’ll just stay quiet and disagree with people in my own head and leave it alone. It’s gonna be fine
me externally: I just think it’s funny that
“How often do you think about getting dick?”
Cause of death
*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*
So, when my maternal grandmother died, we had to find loving, permanent homes for all five of her cats because otherwise she would have risen from the grave to kill the entire family. We took in Chloe because Chloe was my grandmother’s favorite, and she made my mom promise to look after her. Now my mother treats Chloe like her third child, and the cat is basically plastered to her 24/7 when she isn’t hiding from some imagined enemy like the dustbuster or my dad’s footsteps.
Anyway, we wound up giving the rest of the cats to this couple that runs a joint called Kitty Korner. They try to find loving homes for all the cats they take in, but will care for the unadoptables (read: assholes) for the rest of their lives. That’s great, because one of the cats we gave to these poor women was Tobey. I have no idea why my grandmother ever adopted Tobey. He was a huge schmuck. The most handsome orange tomcat you ever saw, and he loved to crawl in your lap. But if you ever tried to touch him, he would switch immediately into Kill Mode and you could say goodbye to your hand. Needless to say, having him in your lap was awkward. It was like holding a bomb.
Kitty Korner sends us detailed letters every year to give us updates on how Tobey’s doing. Basically, they are status reports on how much of a douche Tobey is and continues to be. These women are saints. I guess they really like cats, because these letters are like a full page of single-spaced text. But more or less, they amount to:
2003: Tobey has a real colorful personality! But, uh, we don’t think he’s suited for adoption yet
2004: Nope, still not suited for adoption
2005: I think this is pretty much a lost cause
2006: WTF
2007: Tobey is trying to kill us and every other cat in the house
2008: Tobey is still trying to kill us and every other cat in the house
2009: Tobey is a vicious dictator and can only find pleasure in the subjugation of other organisms
BUT!!!! The past few years, Tobey has apparently been making steady improvement. And in our most recent letter, we have been informed that he is no longer doing things like venturing upstairs expressly to beat the living shit out of the other cats at Kitty Korner. He will also let you pet him, and when he’s had enough he’ll give a warning nip instead of removing your limb. In fact, Tobey, at a ripe old age of 14, is ready for a new home! With an experienced cat owner, comes the necessary caveat, and like… no kids. At all. Ever. Or other cats, probably. But at least he’s no longer a psychopath.
WE GOT ANOTHER LETTER FROM KITTY KORNER AND WE THOUGHT TOBEY HAD FINALLY KICKED THE BUCKET BUT IN FACT HE HAS FOUND A NEW HOME, AT AGE 16, WITH AN ELDERLY MAN WHO RECENTLY LOST HIS OWN CAT.
I MAY CRY.
2/1/2016: old man Tobey still loving his forever home :’)
Amazing
I crying
Tobey you fucking inspiration
I’m crying
I’m so happy…. Tobey u asshole
طفل بولاية تكساس كان يجمع مال ليشتري به جهاز آيپاد، وتبرع بكل المال الموجود بحصالته وقدره ٢٠ دولار لصالح مسجد تعرض لاعتداء كراهية بعد هجمات باريس. وردًا على كرمه، قام المسلمين بجمع مال واشتروا له الآيباد الذي كان يجمع المال من أجله. Kid donates his savings to support a vandalised masjid, so the muslim community bought him the ipad he was saving for. ❤️
The sad thing is ABC news mentioned what this little angel did, but avoided mentioning that the Muslim community rewarded him back with the iPad for his generosity! [here]
If that doesn’t tell you about how the media twists things I don’t know what does
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i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.
you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
Movie Marathon
Harry Potter
Time- 19 hrs. and 40 mins
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two
Recipes
Butterbeer
Chocolate frogs
Pumpkin Pasties
Treacle Tart
Pumpkin Juice
Florean Fortescue Butterbeer Ice Cream
Marvel
Time- 29 hr
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The Winter Solider
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Recipes
Iron Man Drink
Hulk Drink
Captain America Drink
Chicken Shwarma
Captain America Shield Cookies
Hulk Cake Pops
Tony Stark Drink
Black Widow Popcorn
Groot Cupcakes
Gamora Cupcakes
Thor Cupcakes
Star Wars
Time- 13 hrs and 12 mins
Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi
Recipes
Lightsaber Pretzels
Princess Leia Cupcakes
Severed Wampa Arm Cake
Peanut Butter Carbonite Bars
Death Star Oreo Truffles
Star Wars Macarons
BB-8 Cupcakes
Lord of the Rings
Time- 19 hrs and 39 mins
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Recipes
Lembas Bread
Seed Cake
A Whole List of Recipes
Beorn’s Honey Cake
Pirates of the Caribbean
Time- 9 hrs and 58 mins
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Recipes
Rum Chocolate Cake
Port Royal Punch
Pirate’s Ale
Indiana Jones
Time- 8 hrs and 2 mins
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull
Recipes
Pull Apart Monkey Brains
Mummy Cookies
Jurassic Park
Time- 7 hrs and 53 mins
Jurassic Park
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic World
Recipes
Amber Treats
Dinosaur Eggs
Dinosaur Claws
If anything is wrong please let me know! Thanks!
