Lucie

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

i really really want to fuck up my lungs with menthol cigarettes, drown myself on alcohol, go to parties late at night and dont come back till morning, i want to carve my body with the ugliest scars and watch my blood stain the  bed sheets, use so many drugs whats left of my shitty brain finally rots, i want to feel and be complely miserable 

breaking bad is so funny bc everyone around walter acts like shoplifting and smoking weed are the most despicable things that humans are capable of and he’s just going around like the bastard man he is and teaching us viewers what it means to be truly evil

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?