what.

there's a lot of valid criticisms of the american government don't get me wrong but I'm not just going to keep letting people say that the electoral college is some kind of broken system that it's not. it's literally so simple. under a two party system, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! You've got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I've got a 66 and two third, chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning. See joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you! At sacrifice.

if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’

I can’t get over what a righteous line “madame guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs” is.

Can’t have shit in Detroit

*secretes radioactive sludge*

Please don’t I just cleaned the floors :(

Oh sorry *leafs*

Leafs and sludge? Why are you doing this?

There's something wrong with me

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

The fucking squirrel thing, though.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

this is the best comic ive ever seen