GOTTA DANCE!

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? yes, and to this day i do not know what it contained. it was a poem written by a boy i dated for a whopping one (1) week.  WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? oh, man, i have no clue in the slightest. probably in the past week. i’m a loser.  WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? ggggod, i have so many. i’ll cheat and say it’s the singin’ trio all at once. gene, debbie, and donald were unfairly attractive.  WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE? chewing. dry crunching is okay sometimes. but if you smack your lips or chew with your mouth open while eating you’re dead to me. i’ve never had to think of a sound i love. uh. um. stepping on dry leaves?  DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yeah!  HOW ABOUT ALIENS? affirmative!  DO YOU DRIVE? yeah.  IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? a-yup. wrecked my car on a food delivery once.  WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? hhh I DON’T KNOW. probably one of the books in the southern reach trilogy.  DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? nope!  WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? in theaters: shazam. at home: singin’ in the rain. WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? burnt my calf on a muffler on my grandpa’s motorcycle when i brushed up against it a while ago. it melted the first layer or two of skin, and i have a faded scar that shrunk to the size and shape of an egg. DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? golden era, honestly.  DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG?even if i’m not blatant about it i tend to stay leery of someone for a while after they’ve wrong me, even if things are resolved. it’s more a matter of trust more than spite? i don’t know. it’s hard for me to not hold grudges when people wrong me. it just ... depends. so. yes and no. IN A RELATIONSHIP? no, which is extremely unfortunate. i’m a soft gay, give me love! 

oh, you shouldn’t believe all that banana oil. ( sincerely, hokeless + hokeful! ) 

     ‘ okay, ’ he agrees, spreading his hands openly. ‘ you’re a cab. ’ 

     ‘ there’s a sewing circle in town right now. ’ 

     ‘ come now, old boy, don’t be shy. ’ don gestures loosely at the mustache, mouth upturned lopsidedly beneath it. ‘ i can still take cash. ’ 

     in a tone entirely too unconvincing by half, ‘ don’t worry, i’m not a criminal. ’ 

     ‘ see, you’ve nearly got it. ’ kathy clicks a foot against the ground, heel to toe, then patiently demonstrates the step once more. ‘ -- like so. ’