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KRIS REDESIGN:

sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!

As you already know, we very highly regard professional conduct at this company, and in the interest of that, we limit usage of emojis (including text based glyphs) to the following:

🙂

😐

📊

📠

🤝

📈 (📉 NOT permitted)

💼

These permitted emojis, used within the reasonable bounds of no more than 3 per diem, should be more than enough to express any notion you may want to express at the office.

On probation is also:

👔

And

🖱️

Which we currently permit the usage of once per week.

Please reflect on how your use of unauthorized glyphs such as ":3" reflects poorly on our company to our business partners and associates, and damages our reputation and credibility across the board.

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Noelle: I did what you suggested I do.

Noelle: I asked that guy if he wanted to eat midday meal together with me at the cafe on the 6070th floor.

Bridget: OMG

Bridget: SPILL THE DEETS, GIRL :3

Bridget: whatd he say????

Noelle: He said "Yes," followed by the singular allotted exclamation point and 3 smiley faces.

Bridget: HE 3 EMOJID YOU?????

Bridget: FJEJSKFKOEPSMFMFS

Bridget: girl he is HEAD OVER HEELS

Bridget: what did you say??

Noelle: I was out of emojis for the day.

Noelle: So I just said "Okay."

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Communication Protocol Violations:

- Improper grammar and punctuation.

- Hostile disregard for proper grammar and punctuation.

- Overuse of punctuation at the end of messages.

- Usage of unauthorized emojis.

- Unauthorized acronymization.

- Usage of unknown acronym.

- Overuse and/or improper usage of capital letters.