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this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
Ok but that last one. She “accepted” his “compliment” and he tried intimidating her. It just shows catcalling is an assertion of dominance, not just “flirting”
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Black and White painting by Bob Ross
Still looks awesome
bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves
All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.
Sleep tight, everyone.
The dramatic irony in this is incredible
this is my new favorite video
i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us
2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead
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Uh oh.
apparently tumblr suggests urls for new users now and
These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing.
the hand movement when he said “shut up” i’m slain
this is harder than any word search I’ve ever seen
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I have no words for this.. Phenomenal
Tag your porn
i refuse to let this video die
prokopetz:
Little-known downsides of immortality:
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine
#why is putin the referee
YES
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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
