Reality ruined my life.

me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

“Free Wi-Fi!”

It’s also upsetting to see articles, like The Sun’s classy “Bi-Bye Amber” post, that claim Heard’s bisexuality actually drove Depp insane, as if her orientation somehow made him less culpable for his alleged actions than he would be were she straight. By repeatedly referring to her as Depp’s “bisexual wife,” the media is also implying that bisexual women are a monolith (the horny Borg!), as if prefacing a woman’s name with “bisexual” should tell you all you need to know about her. Bisexuals are often perceived as duplicitous, untrustworthy, and indecisive (or as Cross put it, quick to “travel across to the other side”). Not only is that perception untrue, it’s also dangerous. A nationwide study on domestic violence and sexual orientation released in 2013 found that 61.1% of bisexual women had experienced rape, physical violence, or stalking by a partner. 89.5% of bisexual participants who reported that behavior said they had only experienced that abuse from male partners. The study didn’t examine why bisexual participants reported such high rates of violence, but it’s not too far a leap to assume that some of the prevailing misconceptions of bisexuals (that, as Cross put it, we’re not a “wise” choice for a serious partner) might partially contribute.

Will Brendan Brady ever come back? So, we did a little video, like a backstage thing […] and I know that he’s so super-popular so I rang him and I was like, can you do a little special feature in it? So he did that, and everybody went crazy for it, loved it. But in terms of him coming back, I think, he’s in America at the moment and he’s being like a massive superstar. But he did say if I was to ever leave the show he would come back for my exit…

Richardson also still knows how to keep the ‘Stendan’ fans happy - heaping praise on the on-screen relationship he used to share with Emmett J Scanlan. Asked to name his favourite of Ste’s love interests, he replied: 'I’m not just saying it because the fans will form some sort of lynch mob if I don’t, but it’s got to be Brendan. He was Ste’s first real love and no matter what hurdles they faced, they never gave up on each other. If Emmett hadn’t left me to become a Hollywood actor, maybe it could have worked out between them!’

Hollyoaks’ Kieron Richardson Recalls How Simon Cowell Embarrassed Him In Front Of Cheryl

You know what me and you are like. After ten minutes, we will be arrested for indecent exposure.