Everything's Imaginary

In 2077, what makes someone a criminal? 

Bruh did you seriously not go potty before we left the house

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy

she is a star i love her

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

Have you seen Luigi?

Yeah! He went that way!

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?