Lol who even knows anymore

every time i think, i take 10 damage

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Brain empty.... pussy thinking though.

it will never not be funny to me that merlin is the most powerful sorceror who has walked the earth, and yet he manages to keep his powers hidden not through deeply complex enchantments and potions and distractions… but because he’s just such a fucking chaotic idiot that every time arthur is presented with the theory of merlin being magic he’s like “you mean the fucking idiot who was tapping my bedframe with a cup to ‘listen for woodworm’?! you think he’s ‘harbouring magic’?! YEAH OK OK” 

Solidarity

tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. 

Make him the cutest car door man hook hand

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin