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Spidey!Eddie 😭😭 (his suit is black and has studs bc metal. Reminds me of spider punk)

Honestly when you think about it he checks some of the boxes for being a Peter Parker: poor, good sense of humor, extremely nerdy, won’t shut up, brown hair/eyes, no parents (sorry), an uncle that takes care of him…are we seeing this??

Pls ignore the fact that he’s a drug dealer. Desperate times.

Seriously I don’t know how he and Johnny would get anything done, but they definitely end up in sticky situations black cat!reader loves to roast them about (they’re exactly where they want to be)

P.s: I also love the idea of throuples.

P.s 2: I can’t wait to get all that spideytorch content when Doomsday comes out.

Spidey!Eddie 😭😭 (his suit is black and has studs bc metal. Reminds me of spider punk)

Honestly when you think about it he checks some of the boxes for being a Peter Parker: poor, good sense of humor, extremely nerdy, won’t shut up, brown hair/eyes, no parents (sorry), an uncle that takes care of him…are we seeing this??

Pls ignore the fact that he’s a drug dealer. Desperate times.

Seriously I don’t know how he and Johnny would get anything done, but they definitely end up in sticky situations black cat!reader loves to roast them about (they’re exactly where they want to be)

P.s: I also love the idea of throuples.

P.s 2: I can’t wait to get all that spideytorch content when Doomsday comes out.

Uh oh. Hopefully uncle wayne is NOT his canon event. Waynes to sweet for that (i also dont like the thought of eddie not having someone)

They definitely dont get anything done but they like to act like they do (r has to get them out of situations all the time and they claim they got them out of it)

Also all of those are so real

Also wait no 😭 I know disgrace follows Peter Parker but Uncle Wayne CANNOT be his canon event. What the hell, let’s say it was Chrissy. In the end Eddie ended up being his own canon event I’M SORRY.

They’re literally the worst but also the best so reader just has to deal with it. (We’re also exactly where we want to be.)

The welcome to hellfire d&d campaign

This thing (and it has the hellfire photo and a sweet note from eddie to dustin in the back)

And theres books throughout where eddie has drawings and leaves footnotes to dustin to help him guide his players through a campaign (it cones for someone to actually host a campaign if they are a beginning dm but you can still buy it cause it has some awesome stuff)

The next kinda has a mix of things

It has art, stickers, and things from the core gang who played d&d and a lot of things about hellfire like

But theres one (i found the screenshot on tik tok its why i want this) and its something wayne gifted to dustin so you can assume eddie drew and made it

And you can also assume wayne still interacts with dustin and probably dustin is the only one who still thinks about eddie and talks to wayne.

The welcome to hellfire d&d campaign

This thing (and it has the hellfire photo and a sweet note from eddie to dustin in the back)

And theres books throughout where eddie has drawings and leaves footnotes to dustin to help him guide his players through a campaign (it cones for someone to actually host a campaign if they are a beginning dm but you can still buy it cause it has some awesome stuff)

The next kinda has a mix of things

It has art, stickers, and things from the core gang who played d&d and a lot of things about hellfire like

But theres one (i found the screenshot on tik tok its why i want this) and its something wayne gifted to dustin so you can assume eddie drew and made it

And you can also assume wayne still interacts with dustin and probably dustin is the only one who still thinks about eddie and talks to wayne.

Spidey!Eddie 😭😭 (his suit is black and has studs bc metal. Reminds me of spider punk)

Honestly when you think about it he checks some of the boxes for being a Peter Parker: poor, good sense of humor, extremely nerdy, won’t shut up, brown hair/eyes, no parents (sorry), an uncle that takes care of him…are we seeing this??

Pls ignore the fact that he’s a drug dealer. Desperate times.

Seriously I don’t know how he and Johnny would get anything done, but they definitely end up in sticky situations black cat!reader loves to roast them about (they’re exactly where they want to be)

P.s: I also love the idea of throuples.

P.s 2: I can’t wait to get all that spideytorch content when Doomsday comes out.

Uh oh. Hopefully uncle wayne is NOT his canon event. Waynes to sweet for that (i also dont like the thought of eddie not having someone)

They definitely dont get anything done but they like to act like they do (r has to get them out of situations all the time and they claim they got them out of it)

Also all of those are so real

Also wait no 😭 I know disgrace follows Peter Parker but Uncle Wayne CANNOT be his canon event. What the hell, let’s say it was Chrissy. In the end Eddie ended up being his own canon event I’M SORRY.

They’re literally the worst but also the best so reader just has to deal with it. (We’re also exactly where we want to be.)

And also johnny isnt jealous hes upset he isnt invited (i would be too. Eddie and hobie? Man i wanna be in that room just as much as i wanna be with johnny and eddie.)

We always wanna be there

Spidey!Eddie 😭😭 (his suit is black and has studs bc metal. Reminds me of spider punk)

Honestly when you think about it he checks some of the boxes for being a Peter Parker: poor, good sense of humor, extremely nerdy, won’t shut up, brown hair/eyes, no parents (sorry), an uncle that takes care of him…are we seeing this??

Pls ignore the fact that he’s a drug dealer. Desperate times.

Seriously I don’t know how he and Johnny would get anything done, but they definitely end up in sticky situations black cat!reader loves to roast them about (they’re exactly where they want to be)

P.s: I also love the idea of throuples.

P.s 2: I can’t wait to get all that spideytorch content when Doomsday comes out.

Uh oh. Hopefully uncle wayne is NOT his canon event. Waynes to sweet for that (i also dont like the thought of eddie not having someone)

They definitely dont get anything done but they like to act like they do (r has to get them out of situations all the time and they claim they got them out of it)

Also all of those are so real

Dilf eddie and dilf johnny. Both who have a little girl who is their carbon copy. Eddie and johnnys daughters often have playdates together. Johnny met eddies band just cause he found them interesting and our favorite torch goes everywhere thats trendy. They ended up becoming friends when talking backstage. Found out both of them had coincidentally had a daughter at the same time and mothers went out the picture. Eddie takes care of his and johnnys little girl when missions happen. So eddie often doesnt go on to many tours unless they have special reasons to or events that arent that far off (people would def do anything to see eddie and his bands it would just be a bonus that johnnys also with them on tour.)

But when their daughters are both old enough to start going to school. They find such a sweet young teacher whose so excited to have them in their class. (Both of them probably wanted more private hands on education so the class sizes would probably be considerably smaller. Cause with how eddie was treated at a public school he wouldnt want that for his little girl. Johnny would just put his there for a safer place yknow probably where sue put franklin at.)

Young teacher whose maybe like 26 who loves kids. And who loves those little girls. Eddie and johnny switch with who picks both of them up. Both of them who always love to elongate their conversations with their daughters teacher. Both of their daughters know okay, those little girls are BRILLIANT. And they see that both their dads like their teacher. Cue kinda like a parent trap. Both the little girls dont have a mom (have never had a mom) and they look up to reader a lot. They are the closer thing to a morher either of them know besides sue and both know their dads are fine when it comes to sharing and taking care of whats theirs. Theyve always helped each other and given the other what they have. So both of them kinda try to get reader with BOTH their fathers. Those little girls are trying to do it fast, its almost the end of the year and they also arent ready to see reader go. So they purposefully have their dads make a celebration for their graduation (both eddie and johnny fold because their daughters would have puppy dog eyes)

They beg reader to come. And while reader is scared she folds (they are so sweet and precious) and reader comes wearing a dresses with her first classes handprints (which includes johnny and eddies babies surprise surprise.) They fold for it. But reader notices its a closed off celebration. It only has johnny, eddie, wayne, and johnnys family. None of the girls friends like they told her. So reader starts getting suspicious. But soon the kids go to bed and others have to leave or go home. Reader included but the kids stall her hntil everyone else has left and until sue kinda nudged them to go to brush their teeth. While everyone is gone. Eddie and johnny both take their chances (their daughters let them in on what they were doing and they abused that)

Cue reader being confused about why both of them want her and how that would work (different time back then i guess </3) cue the explanation and how they both want reader romantically and sexually

And cue a long conversation about how this would work wnd how they wouldnt tell the girls if it was successful until they both knew reader would stay. And they had a very fun night that night. (With many more to follow)

Sorry if this is incohesive. I also apologize for spelling mistakes. I am out of it and i did want this thought to go out. Because who doesnt love dilfs.

OMG???? I’m sorry it took me a bit to get to this but trust me I’m hearing you out!! Honestly, you had me at “Dilf Eddie and Dilf Johnny.”

Can we talk about both these girls having the coolest uncles ever??? Like one is a rockstar and the other is a superhero. You’re never ever touching these girls.

I think it’s important to mention that Eddie doesn’t necessarily trust rich private schools, but he’ll do anything for his little baby, and this one probably got suggested by Johnny so he trusts that. Still, he walks in the first day fully prepared to hate everything about it but then he saw you, the teacher, being sweet to his girl and fixing the little collar of her uniform he was instantly down bad.

For the kids, I’m just imagining two exact copies of them physically, but end up having the same personality (bc Eddie and Johnny are the same person in different font tbh) I like to think that Johnny’s daughter is the boldest one. She’s the one who compliments you when she first sees you, and then immediately asks if you’re married.

Which, thank god you aren’t. Because the girls are now opening auditions for their future mama, and they know when their dads have interest in someone (they’ve always scared them away, but not this time)

Now this is when things get interesting, because we have two children with not-normal-fathers who are pretty much promoting a polyamory relationship, right? Wouldn’t it be funny if they both came to aunt Sue, their most trustworthy source of information, and asked her if grown ups can have two boyfriends?

I really hope these blunt ass kids phrase it better than “can a wife have two husbands”, though. Because this will still raise some concerns, of course, but it doesn’t take long for Sue to clock everything out when Johnny and her new other brother Eddie, can’t stop talking about the “perfect teacher” their daughters have.

Especially when the girls show her a drawing where you’re in the middle, holding Johnny’s and Eddie’s hand, walking towards a rainbow or something 🤣

And then, you don’t know how, but after the whole school year of these dilfs flirting with you, you end up in some mansion’s backyard to celebrate the girls’ first graduation in a very private get together. Eddie fetches drinks while Johnny balances one curly brunette girl on one shoulder and a blonde one on the other, and it feels very heartwarming to see how safe and loved they are.

And well, let’s say they wouldn’t mind if you stayed a little longer. So you do. And ahhhh it can be the start of the wildest ride of your life!!

I just love dilfs to be fair.

Dilf eddie and dilf johnny. Both who have a little girl who is their carbon copy. Eddie and johnnys daughters often have playdates together. Johnny met eddies band just cause he found them interesting and our favorite torch goes everywhere thats trendy. They ended up becoming friends when talking backstage. Found out both of them had coincidentally had a daughter at the same time and mothers went out the picture. Eddie takes care of his and johnnys little girl when missions happen. So eddie often doesnt go on to many tours unless they have special reasons to or events that arent that far off (people would def do anything to see eddie and his bands it would just be a bonus that johnnys also with them on tour.)

But when their daughters are both old enough to start going to school. They find such a sweet young teacher whose so excited to have them in their class. (Both of them probably wanted more private hands on education so the class sizes would probably be considerably smaller. Cause with how eddie was treated at a public school he wouldnt want that for his little girl. Johnny would just put his there for a safer place yknow probably where sue put franklin at.)

Young teacher whose maybe like 26 who loves kids. And who loves those little girls. Eddie and johnny switch with who picks both of them up. Both of them who always love to elongate their conversations with their daughters teacher. Both of their daughters know okay, those little girls are BRILLIANT. And they see that both their dads like their teacher. Cue kinda like a parent trap. Both the little girls dont have a mom (have never had a mom) and they look up to reader a lot. They are the closer thing to a morher either of them know besides sue and both know their dads are fine when it comes to sharing and taking care of whats theirs. Theyve always helped each other and given the other what they have. So both of them kinda try to get reader with BOTH their fathers. Those little girls are trying to do it fast, its almost the end of the year and they also arent ready to see reader go. So they purposefully have their dads make a celebration for their graduation (both eddie and johnny fold because their daughters would have puppy dog eyes)

They beg reader to come. And while reader is scared she folds (they are so sweet and precious) and reader comes wearing a dresses with her first classes handprints (which includes johnny and eddies babies surprise surprise.) They fold for it. But reader notices its a closed off celebration. It only has johnny, eddie, wayne, and johnnys family. None of the girls friends like they told her. So reader starts getting suspicious. But soon the kids go to bed and others have to leave or go home. Reader included but the kids stall her hntil everyone else has left and until sue kinda nudged them to go to brush their teeth. While everyone is gone. Eddie and johnny both take their chances (their daughters let them in on what they were doing and they abused that)

Cue reader being confused about why both of them want her and how that would work (different time back then i guess </3) cue the explanation and how they both want reader romantically and sexually

And cue a long conversation about how this would work wnd how they wouldnt tell the girls if it was successful until they both knew reader would stay. And they had a very fun night that night. (With many more to follow)

Sorry if this is incohesive. I also apologize for spelling mistakes. I am out of it and i did want this thought to go out. Because who doesnt love dilfs.

OMG???? I’m sorry it took me a bit to get to this but trust me I’m hearing you out!! Honestly, you had me at “Dilf Eddie and Dilf Johnny.”

Can we talk about both these girls having the coolest uncles ever??? Like one is a rockstar and the other is a superhero. You’re never ever touching these girls.

I think it’s important to mention that Eddie doesn’t necessarily trust rich private schools, but he’ll do anything for his little baby, and this one probably got suggested by Johnny so he trusts that. Still, he walks in the first day fully prepared to hate everything about it but then he saw you, the teacher, being sweet to his girl and fixing the little collar of her uniform he was instantly down bad.

For the kids, I’m just imagining two exact copies of them physically, but end up having the same personality (bc Eddie and Johnny are the same person in different font tbh) I like to think that Johnny’s daughter is the boldest one. She’s the one who compliments you when she first sees you, and then immediately asks if you’re married.

Which, thank god you aren’t. Because the girls are now opening auditions for their future mama, and they know when their dads have interest in someone (they’ve always scared them away, but not this time)

Now this is when things get interesting, because we have two children with not-normal-fathers who are pretty much promoting a polyamory relationship, right? Wouldn’t it be funny if they both came to aunt Sue, their most trustworthy source of information, and asked her if grown ups can have two boyfriends?

I really hope these blunt ass kids phrase it better than “can a wife have two husbands”, though. Because this will still raise some concerns, of course, but it doesn’t take long for Sue to clock everything out when Johnny and her new other brother Eddie, can’t stop talking about the “perfect teacher” their daughters have.

Especially when the girls show her a drawing where you’re in the middle, holding Johnny’s and Eddie’s hand, walking towards a rainbow or something 🤣

And then, you don’t know how, but after the whole school year of these dilfs flirting with you, you end up in some mansion’s backyard to celebrate the girls’ first graduation in a very private get together. Eddie fetches drinks while Johnny balances one curly brunette girl on one shoulder and a blonde one on the other, and it feels very heartwarming to see how safe and loved they are.

And well, let’s say they wouldn’t mind if you stayed a little longer. So you do. And ahhhh it can be the start of the wildest ride of your life!!

I just love dilfs to be fair.

like, why do you even start? why tease us and then leave us hanging like that? are you mental (rhetorical question since I already know that you are).

do us a favor and choose. kill yourself and save us the whining or actually write like you're supposed to. bitch.

i don't know when or if will be ready any time soon, but there's no reason to send mean and hurtful things to me because of that, i'll post when it's done and i will keep posting my bullshits when i want

i am so tired of seeing you post everyday about random bullshit and not updating your fics, you should prioritise writing and only posting when you're finished because this is giving "I'm too lazy to write something for my followers so I'm gonna post a bunch of fucks to keep the entertained."

Also, you should study more the English language since I saw here that you're from Brazil (and that's explain a lot of your lazy behaviour) and the way you write could be a lot better if you put in more work, I know it's hard for people of your kind to write in another language or even learn another language given the... Nature of your existence, you know? I'm not saying that you're bad, you're actually good given your nature and education.

I hope you do as I said and look into getting better for the sake of your followers. 🐒

i'm just gonna leave this here cause i have no words for this one

i honestly don't know what those people get being mean, and why they think that they can demand something of someone else

i am so tired of seeing you post everyday about random bullshit and not updating your fics, you should prioritise writing and only posting when you're finished because this is giving "I'm too lazy to write something for my followers so I'm gonna post a bunch of fucks to keep the entertained."

Also, you should study more the English language since I saw here that you're from Brazil (and that's explain a lot of your lazy behaviour) and the way you write could be a lot better if you put in more work, I know it's hard for people of your kind to write in another language or even learn another language given the... Nature of your existence, you know? I'm not saying that you're bad, you're actually good given your nature and education.

I hope you do as I said and look into getting better for the sake of your followers. 🐒

i'm just gonna leave this here cause i have no words for this one