HOARDER GALVAN

“So much of what we think of as personal taste is actually a consequence of technological change. Yogurt manufacturers were capitalizing on the fact that, having bought a shiny new fridge, the owners wanted plenty of things to put in them. Those neat little pots looked good lined up on the split level shelving; how they tasted was almost irrelevant (some yogurts were nice enough, but many were blander and more sugary than the traditional puddings they replaced). For the first time in history, almost everyone had access to ice all year round. Sometimes we just didn’t know what to do with it.” -Bee Wilson, Consider the Fork

Honestly you should probably just shoot me because I WILL end up taking your entire post-apocalypse medication stash recreationally. 

On a scale from 1 to Kylo Ren, how pissed do you think Hillary's campaign manager is that Parks and Rec ended last year?