Sans titre

I swear I'm producing hair in my bladder or something, everytime I go weeing I'm like, oh, there's a wooly mammoth looking haire here, and I'm shaved so how could this intercontinental thing got here??

I have one again been blessed with a beauty spot perfectly centered on the top of my shlong

It would be cool if insects had a density of tungsten or smth like that, you chilling on the highway and you hit a bee, oh there goes my windshield, and shortly after you hit a cloud of flies, oh, now in covered in holes