➝ ✰ I don't feel ☮ like a person ☾

one time I was on a second date with a dude I met from okcupid who lived in a hilton hotel with a pool and paid for all my cocktails and pills. he worked in loss prevention at American apparel but said he didn't care that I shoplift there all the time. he said that one of my questions was stupid so I texted someone I had met once and asked my date to join me at the party he was at. i met my other acquaintances friends and got their phone numbers. soon after I puked everywhere and got kicked out. I had my date pay for us to get a cab to my moms house and then I invited all of those people over. I was making out w this dude so my date yelled about how he can't live like thIS and got a cab home. the other dude moved in to my house the next morning he was great he started drinking at 10am every morning finishin a handle every day. he always smelled like French fries and ate all my moms food