SINISTER

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

Bunch of mouths I doodled awhile back

❛ If he ain’t dead, I’m gonna kill him. ❜

❛ You deserved worse. ❜

❛ There is a difference between wishing vengeance on someone and taking it. ❜

❛ What you did to me was unbelievable. ❜

❛ Nothing in the world is the way it ought it be. It’s harsh and cruel. ❜

❛ I don’t need to hear your evil plans. ❜

❛ Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman. ❜

❛ This place was so much friendlier when the mob ran it. ❜

❛ Something’s starting to seem a lot not right about this. ❜

❛ You called this a ‘relationship’. ❜

❛ I haven’t read the Book of Revelations lately, but, if I was searching for an adjective I’d probably start there. ❜

❛ I think I know why I don’t remember any of this cause, hey, who’d want to! ❜

❛ Well, look, a bribe. How thoughtful. ❜

❛ Coming from you idle threats are so, well, idle. ❜

❛ They talk about me in the chatty rooms? ❜

❛ You know what they say about payback? Well, I’m the bitch. ❜

❛ Were we in love? ❜

❛ Be cooler if we could score some weed though. ❜

❛ Oh, your ass better pray I don’t look that word up. ❜

❛ Oh, gosh, let’s be best friends so I can lose all my cool ones. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much this is killing me. I know my ABCs, my history, but I don’t even recognize the sound of my own name. ❜

❛ Couldn’t you have at least tortured him a little bit more? ❜

❛ How do you do that? Make everything feel like it’s not spiraling apart. ❜

❛ There is a line, black and white, good and evil. ❜

❛ We both know how this song ends. You, me, broken furniture. ❜

❛ As far as evil plans go, it doesn’t suck. ❜

❛ Jeez. Where were you then they taught stealth in superpower school? ❜

❛ Working on it. Failing miserably, but working on it. ❜

❛ You’ve got no leverage. What are you going to do? Kill me? ❜

❛ I’m just getting started. ❜

❛ Hey, who’s a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here? ❜

❛ Sometimes a sacrifice needs to be made. ❜

❛ The more you piss me off, the longer I’ll keep you alive. ❜

❛ There are many reasons why we wouldn’t have worked out. ❜

❛ Evil doesn’t have to mean sloppy. ❜

❛ It’s like riding a biker. ❜

❛ Are you a murderer? Cause I am. ❜

❛ But hey, I’m no different that the next guy. I put my victims skin on one leg at a time. ❜

❛ This the part where you tell me you’ve turned over a new leaf? Found God? Inner peace? We both know that isn’t true. ❜

❛ Destruction sometimes is it’s own reward. ❜

❛ Hey, man, you’re preaching to the guy who ate the choir. ❜

❛ Uh oh! Vampire with a gun! ❜

❛ I’ve been waiting a long time for this. ❜

❛ Our time is never up. We pay for everything. ❜

❛ Get up! You have to get up now, you have to fight. ❜

❛ Well, congratulations. You’re gonna have a grandspawn. ❜

❛ Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain. ❜

❛ We really are just pieces being moved around a board. ❜

❛ The final score can’t be rigged. I don’t care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. ❜

❛ Why’d you leave me? Did you hate me that much? ❜

❛ I’d die every day for the rest of eternity for you. ❜

❛ Dumb idea for such a smarty. ❜

❛ You know bullets don’t kill me. Wanna see how they work on you? ❜

❛ Look where free will has gotten you. ❜

❛ This world is doomed to drown in its own blood now. ❜

❛ Think the price was too high? You haven’t begun to pay! ❜

❛ There’s only one thing that ever changes anything and that’s death. ❜

Sunday mornings/sundays with the OTP.

•spending all morning in bed doing absolutely nothing besides watching bad TV and marveling at each other

•lazy morning sex

•sunday pancakes with one half of the OTP cooking and the other half commenting on the others ass as they cook.

•"yeah babe you show that pancake it’s your bitch" “I can’t with you.”

•lazy days in pjs sprawled out on the couch watching movies

•"I’m too tired to moovveee" “I’m not carrying you.” “WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?”

•staying in bed all day, refusing to leave for anything but food and the bathroom.

•being grossly in love and happy with each other’s company.

•person A) “You look so amazing, I can’t be anymore in love with you it’s impossible” Person B: *just woke up, hairs a disaster, has syrup on their face, drinking coffee angrily* “Are you blind?” “Blinded by love” “You’re too dramatic for your own good… but I guess I love you too”

•kisses all the time, seriously, just lots of sloppy kissing on the couch, in bed, making lunch just these assholes are in LOVEEE ok.

•along with sex, there’s a healthy dose of just talking, enjoying each other’s company, doing stuff as normal as cleaning the house becomes some dramatic declaration of love.

It’s been a shitty day,okay?

Can you go fuck off?

Go die in a hole

Do you see this fist? This fist is going to get shoved down your throat if you don’t fuck off right now

I will pick you up and THROW you off this bridge right fucking now.

Have you ever tried to write without any fingers? Would you like to try? Because I will bite your fucking fingers off.

Then Perish bitch

I just don’t think I can do this

I’m really scared

I just. have a lot of self doubt that likes to fester in my head

I have a lot of self motivation problems to be honest

Don’t touch that

I will SET you on F I R E 

Did you just fucking slap my boob

Sometimes you gotta feel bad. Then you gotta make the person who made you feel bad feel even worse.

I am so fucking shit and tired of your bullshit

I am going to break your god damn jaw if you keep blabbing on like that. You hear me?!

What if we both just. Died one day

I’m kind of scared of like. tomorrow

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED BUT I CAN”T SLEEP BECAUSE OF ALL THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT  

You ever think about the inevitability of death? 

Mortality is stupid and sucks

I don’t understand this thing you call ‘empathy’,explain it to me…but do it..in song form

FIGHT ME BEHIND AN ARBYS

I would fight you behind an arbys to be honest.  

Then I would leave you in the dumpster

We’re all trash fires if you think about it hard enough 

Imagine having to work all night and then having to work all day. 

Do you ever…not whine..????

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

- they randomly grab your hand and play with it, and tell you that they’re bored and wish they could be doing something else to excuse themselves for touching you

- “your fingers are so long” and then put your hand against theirs and repeat themselves

- they ask you to wear their jacket because it’s “cute” / if you’re close with them they’ll straight up just grab it and wear it if you already aren’t wearing it

- “you must have a really big bed / you must take up all the space in bed”

- always look for a reason to hug you and smoosh their head into your chest