Domestic Life!Bret Hart x Reader Headcannons
Author’s Note: Some headcannons are SFW and others are NSFW, 18+ and MINORS DNI
SFW:
- When Bret is home from being on the road, he likes to wake up before you to make you breakfast. When you shuffle out of bed at the smell of eggs and bacon, Bret is at the stove in his t-shirt and jeans.
- Whenever you cook Bret food, he doesn’t talk much because he’s too busy shoving his mouth full. It’s something he gets every so often depending on his schedule.
- Bret spends a lot of time drawing and likes to use you as his muse. When he’s done with a cartoon, he’ll show it to you like he just caught a fish. You have been subjected to very cartoony drawings of yourself.
- When you go to bed at night, he curls you up into his stomach so the two of you are spooning. By the morning, Bret’s muscular body is half draped over you, leaving little oxygen. You stopped fighting to get out from underneath him because he eventually will pull you back in.
- During the holidays, Bret goes all out with outdoor decorations, asking you to snap a picture of him next to the house when he’s done.
- When the two of you watch TV or a movie, Bret has his arm draped around your shoulder and he constantly shushes you if you talk too much. “I gotta see what he’s gonna say,” He will say.
NSFW
- When Bret is in a mood and he sees you cooking, he walks right up behind you. His voice is low in your ear and his hands on your hips, “Thank you baby, I should really reward you for this.” Bret will stop you from cooking so he can bend you over the cleanest counter space and fuck you from behind. The sound of skin smacking together fills the room as he pounds into you quickly. You cry out for him, gripping the cold counter with your shirt unbuttoned.
- When Bret comes home from a long string of wrestling dates, he will be aching to get you in bed. Once he has you where he wants you, he will kneel at the edge of the bed to eat you out. Bret takes his time, spreading your legs and giving you slow licks. “Gotta beg for it, baby,” He’d say.
- Bret has a breeding kink, which is easy to set off. If you talk to him about future family dreams, he’s already thinking of knocking you up right then and there. When Bret cums inside you, he’s got half of his attention on the fluids spilling out, “Look at you, baby, all filled up.”
- When Bret marks you up, you are using up your concealer on some dark spots. Bret doesn’t like having marks on him often due to how it would look in the ring, but there was a large exception once. After Bret went on a European tour for almost a month, the two of you reunited with the bed almost breaking by how hard you both fucked. You left claw marks all over his back and several hickeys on his body. Looking the mirror, Bret smirked, “Now that I think about it, you can do this more often.”
- Bret is weakest receiving oral when he’s caught off guard sitting on the couch. He’ll be reading or watching TV with you by his side, not noticing you slip to the floor to sit between his legs. Your fingers are already grasping his belt buckle when he finally notices, “Hey, aren’t you a mischievous thing?”
