DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

                                 dust is all they make of you. 

your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.

“ what’s holding you back in life ?”

“ is everything alright? ”

“ when did you choose to give up ?”

“ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”

“ how many have you slept with ?”

“ what’s your biggest secret ?”

“ do you believe in love ?”

“ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”

“ what scares you more than anything ?”

“ have you ever considered running away ?”

“ do you love me ?”

“ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”

“ who hurt you ?”

“ what made you this way ?”

“ is there anyone special in your life ?”

“ why are you always smiling ?”

“ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”

“ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”

“ who are you, really ?”

“ is there anything you regret ?”

“ what’s your biggest regret ?”

“ tell me about your first kiss ?”

“ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”

“ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”

“ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”

“ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”

“ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”

“ is there something you have never told anyone ?”

“ when was the last time you cried ?”

“ how come you keep running away ?”

“ have you ever made someone cry ?”

“ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”

“ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”

“ do you believe in true love ?”

“ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”

“ do you regret letting me close ?”

“ is there someone you have a crush on ?”

“ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”

“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”

“ do you ever get scared ?”

“ what do you really think of life ?”

what do you want from me ? / why don’t you run from me ? what are you wondering ? / what do you know ?

i don’t have the motivation to create another graphic right now, so consider this a little temporary promo ! 

have you just had breakfast?

did you wear those clothes yesterday?

the bad news is s/he’s been murdered in prison. the good news is the buffet’s open.

this isn’t a coincidence.

that happens all the time in those places.

these sausages are so good.

you’re welcome to stay but you haven’t been invited.

we need permission and we’ve prodded them too much already.

don’t pull that determined face.

ooh, my tits are about to drop off.

i’m not interested in how she became to be a killer.

you told me to find her. that is the job that you gave me.

travelling makes you rude.

my understanding of solitary confinement is that it is solitary.

you smell of cabbage.

what’s a butterfly bead?

i decided not to google that.

you have a very pretty nose.

i don’t like girls.

a word of advice: don’t fall asleep.

i don’t want to bring up old wounds.

anything you can give me could potentially protect other people from getting hurt.

do you eat cake?

i don’t want to be free.

i’m afraid this one might be a little challenging.

she said that the only reason i loved him was because he had a penis.

she said she was going to get out and come back to me.

maybe you should stay with a friend for a little while, just in case s/he makes contact.

you’ve never called me sausage before.

you abandoned me.

i was protecting you.

thank you for keeping my family in a cupboard.

your wife is big. strong. and your daughter is so loud.

take the pills.

i am so proud of you. i love you. i love you more than this house. i love you more than my family.

i try to be angry at you. i try to discipline you. i try to trick you into doing what i want you to do and i fail. and i fail because i love you.

you are more powerful than any other person because of what you have in your heart.

you hit me with a log!

i am going to skin your family alive!

be careful. you’re her type.

i just want you to know, darling, you are the most important thing in the world to me.

you might want to keep your husband’s todger locked up.

you can say ‘todger’ but you can’t say ‘sex’?

you come in, whoever you are. you come in and show us your dodgy little face.

oh my god! shut up! or i’ll blow your tiny head to pieces!

my dad is going to kill you in the face!

i’m going to kill your dad in the face! because he is an arsehole!

you are going to die!

what? i’m hungry.

stick out your thumb. look vulnerable.

there’s a reason she went alone and there’ll be a reason she wanted us back in london.

we need to ask her what the hell she was getting out of my girlfriend.

you must have some gadgety thing or something?

god, it makes me rage how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people.

can we at least knock once in case she’s naked or something?

why don’t you speak russian?

language is information. and information is everything.

she’s been told to kill me. i’m her next target.

someone always wants me dead.

she’s going to drive that woman crazy.

is she really annoying?

she’s amazing, but so annoying.

you either want a job, in which case, do what i say, or you don’t want a job, in which case, fend for yourself for once.

your face. your face is hurt.

you look the same.

you look older. it’s nice.

don’t move your tiny stinking ass.

the best sex we ever had was on that chair.

it’s an example of someone who thinks they can shoot a gun, but they can’t.

i will shoot your black heart.

i’ve spent every night dreaming you were alive so i could shoot you myself.

i don’t love her anymore!

did you two used to go out?

the thing is, i can kill you.

now look for some money. we deserve a big lunch.

if i told you, i would really have to kill you, you know.

we just need to give her what she wants.

i’ve decided. you’re a good person.

you’re a good person because you’re sad and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.

oh god, you’re one of those profound kids.

i am not sad. i have a happy face.

why do you have a gun in your car?!

tell me the truth or i’ll shoot you in the leg.

i’m not gonna shake your hand.

do you want some tea?

your passport photo is hilarious!

that’s right, ladies, a child could die!

please stop moving or i will shoot someone!

she is really annoying. i like her.

i’m not here to hurt anyone.

don’t break my heart.

i want to do my job so i can go home and have a bath.

you know, we’ve never had sex. weird, huh?

do you want a cheese puff?

there’s only one cheese puff flavour.

please take me with you! i’m dying here!

that was a dirty move but a good one.

that morning, she had only her underwear on!

did you have a party or something?

what are you going to do with that?

i’m gonna kill you.

you like me too much to kill me.

i think about you all the time.

i think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. i think about what friends you have.

i think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone.

i just want to know everything.

i think about you too. i mean, i masturbate about you a lot.

too much?

so you trash my apartment because you like me so much?

what do you want? honestly. don’t be a dick.

i want normal stuff. a nice life. cool flat. fun job. someone to watch movies with.

god, i’m tired.

you found me. well done.

are you gonna kill me?

would you stay for a bit?

i’ve never done anything like this before.

that’s rude.

i really liked you!

it hurts!