~tmh~

message from God

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

I find the Death Note on the ground and pick it up but I don’t read the boring shit inside the cover so I just take the weird goth notebook home with me and drop it in my drawer with all the other ones and don’t touch it for the next six months until I need something for dnd notes or something so I just write shit like “SKULL IN BARREL?” or “HOT LADY ORCS WITH CHAINSAWS” and my shinigami hates my fucking guts so I never see him

AOC ROCKS! ❤️😂❤️🤸‍♂️

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

Imagine having the money to solve world hunger and just not doing it. What kind of person acts like that. Why would you not want to be "the guy who solved world hunger"

If you solved world hunger you could spend the rest of your life having as shitty of a personality as you want. You'd still be the guy who solved world hunger. Nobody would be able to criticize after that. Why would you not

If you're new to Tumblr, just know that this app is mainly controlled by a council of mischievous wizards.

who is she

Snorlene

Don’t block off the path just cause you can

Snorlene