It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
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Today's Document
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Three Goblin Art

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It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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feel like maybe a little bit of the problem besides lack of community is not knowing how to navigate expansively fucked up social media; like, remember when you only saw stuff from people you actually followed? anyways, I vote we come back to blogs and chats and emails. or, ideally, we need to rely less on digital forms. we can't allow ourselves to be entirely swallowed by that bullshit.
I died, but I got better. Thanks.
~spoiler alert~
First Hug vs Last Hug

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Cold wit it
Oh neat, an airbender
Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL
you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting
SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE
MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF
oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack
But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation
accurate
My phone is crashing from all the gay
I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets
Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes
Me: that my sharingan
opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

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#GiveWillAGodDamnBreak
Update: Now available as a print on Society6 and Redbubble!
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
This whole thing is magic.
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
yeah i’m part of the FBI
F: Funny
B: Bisexual
I: Introverts

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Cartoon Network/Nicktoons redesigns I did last year