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WALLACE’S DISS RAP OF @cacturnefortheworse FOR THE @roastingrack COMPETITION IS HERE!

#roastingrack2k21 #ic #sounds like i | found my escape. || DRABBLE #cacturnefortheworse

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I was sent this by like six different people. I am legally obligated to post this on this blog.

Happy pride, everyone. Love, Wallace and me. <3

#don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON #word of god™. || tian speaks

Wallace’s rap sheet for the @roastingrack competition is here!

#ic #don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON #roastingrack2k21

chthonicillness

i think there should be more stories about gay people coming back from the dead

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chthonicillness

ok points for originality on this one

brunhiddensmusings

unbury your gays so they can terrorize the rich

#and the sky comes down to the ground. || MUSINGS

neurotoxis:

In frantic excitement, Vesper would quickly grab up their phone and dial up their brother’s number. They still couldn’t believe the insane amount of luck they’d had the night prior, and absolutely needed to scream about it to him. As soon as they heard him pick up they could no longer contain their excitement.

“WALLS HOLY SHIT YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!”

@hisvanity

He’s just sitting in his home beneath his Gym, enjoying the Water Pokémon swimming around above it, when…

“Bee!”

He flies off his chair at the sound of their voice. Ever since their disappearance and return, ever since those years he thought them dead, every time he hears their voice is exactly like the first time.

“I see you’re enjoying yourself in Torren,” he says, grinning. “What’s happened? Something special?”

#neurotoxis #thread 01. || neurotoxis

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He has a feeling something’s going on in the stadium as the Wallace Cup Celebration of Nations closes up.

Ignore it, Wallace, he tells himself. It’s just a feeling.

#fallenxspirit #blueorb #dash commentary tag.#wallace2k21

@fallenxspirit @blue-orb does wallace have to come over there and yell at both of you or 😂😂😂😂😂😂

#fallenxspirit #blueorb

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"Can't worry about a midlife crisis if you're gonna die young."

@hisvanity

hisvanity

rebornmenace:

“Can’t worry about a midlife crisis if you’re gonna die young.”

@hisvanity

“I’ll take the midlife crisis, thank you very much.”

#ic #rebornmenace

“Happy birthday to me!”

And to Franz Liszt, with whom he shares a birthday. It’s the big 210!

Now time for him to go have a midlife crisis about how his thirties crept up on him so fast.

#ic

HE’S 32 TOMORROW.

HE’S OLD

#ic

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“Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.”

#ic

Wallace is like me in that he’s well-connected enough in his community that he knows everybody’s beef. Due to often having been approached by both sides of a dispute, I’ve seen it all and heard it all, and so has he.

#don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON

⌨️ - Does your muse have a Pokédex?

He does not! He is a rebel in that way, because he thinks Pokédexes are overrated. He’s smart enough to memorize all the information on opposing Pokémon that he needs without a Pokédex to assist him.

#kurainburdened #don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON

⚔️ - Will your muse battle with anyone, or are they selective?

☄️ - Has your muse ever been hit by a Pokémon move?

In his Gym? He’ll take on anyone as long as they’ve got the proper amount of badges for the level that they’re challenging. As per League standard, he has teams ready to take on challenges from people with 0 badges all the way up to people with 7 badges. I mean, he sorta has to LOL…but that doesn’t mean he won’t snark at your muse if he thinks they aren’t ready. Outside of that, he is very selective on who he battles. Everyone wants to fight the master, but he only has time for so many things in a day.

And oh yes, he has been hit and injured by Pokémon moves. Regardless of who are the “good guys” in any given timeline, Team Magma and Aqua have both done some shitty things and even the good guy team occasionally needs to be reminded to stay in line. He has fought both and fallen prey to the common tactic of “don’t even bother hitting the Pokémon, go for the Trainer.” He’s been in that situation long enough to be used to it.

#invictarre #don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON

🥢 - What does your muses diet consist of?

This was probably obvious to everyone, but a lot, a lot of seafood. Fish, octopus, clam, mussel, lobster……Also some of the more obscure seafoods such as Tentacruel and Toxapex. Given that a lot of his Pokémon are predatory seagoing Pokémon, they share the same tastes as their Trainer. He often likes to cook them the same gourmet that he feasts on every day and night.

#don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON

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🙃 - How does your muse respond to losing a battle?

Depends. If he thinks the other party deserved it (and it is very hard for him to think they deserved it), he’ll take it pretty fairly. But if he does not? He’ll put on a smiling face but on the inside he will be FUMING. He rants about it to his Pokémon, he bitches in DMs to his friends, and he just steams for a rematch because he wants to have a rematch to prove he’s better. Only after he cools down does he really gain some perspective on why he lost (including the notion that it’s his fault) and how he can do better.

🗡 - How does your muse train?

He always trains on routes before taking things back to the stage. The fresh air and the wild waters make him and his Pokémon feel more relaxed, and it’s always a bit sad when they have to go back to the auditorium for a rehearsal. As a Sootopolitan, he particularly loves training on the route that’s closest to the Cave of Origin. His and his Pokémon’s connection to that place fills them with extra spirit and energy.

🃏 - Dumbest battle move your muse has made?

In spite of how good he is as a battler, he’s done a couple, usually resulting from overprotectiveness. One time during a fight against Team Magma, Milotic was going to get hit by a Hyper Beam, and Wallace was afraid that she was going to die to it. But instead of calling her back into her ball, he wholeass jumped in front of the Hyper Beam and nearly died himself. (For the record, if she got hit by it, she would have been okay.)

#akuromatico #don't corner me with that poetry thing. || HEADCANON