this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

op are you a time traveler

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

My favorite thing is when a 17 year old pulls the minor card with an 18 year old. That's just so funny

Like some online drama happens and a 17 year old would say 'ur an adult lmfaooo get a life' when that person is one year older

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.