I had a goldfish once

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

hey remember when kayne just started fucking tap dancing and singing a song about nuclear bombs on top of a table. does anyone else remember that. can anyone hear me

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

Wasting away again in Tumblrinaville

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

september…….honey……..angel……….please be kind

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost