The Department of Farts & Letters

The legend of the samurai brought down by a fart:

Bonus Quote:

"There’s a lot of farting during the night,

And the farts resound with thunderous might.

Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts,

It smelled as sweet as honey tarts,

While it wasn't in the strongest of voice,

It still came on as a powerful noise." 

“Goodnight, my little farting Nora...”

“You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep.”

“I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

"It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night."

“I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.”

"It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her."

"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling...big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."

“The smallest things give me a great cockstand-...a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.”

"...My true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices."