Hiro.exe

Sorry my knee cracked when I kicked one over the other and said, “paint me like one of your french girls”

Pavloving myself by only smoking at work so I get addicted to work 

Happy fourth of juuly to those who celebrate and happy anthrocon for those who donot

Blessed is the random bloke who coughed up a mini bic when I asked for a light outside the historical TWA hotel while stranded at JFK

Mmmm. Like putting thing sbehind ear. Specially if long spindly thin. Feel slike abug

Wicked Twister come home the kids miss you. I miss you. Why did Corkscrew have to take everythinhk

What if chickfilay associates are just vampire trained have you ever thought about that?

WHY are there Still STINGING INSECTS out & about it is POST DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME it is AFTER SAMHAIN it is FREAKING NOVEMBER get those Things a w a y

Wallowing in despair with our Applebees waitress because there is a recall on their broccoli. There is no hope left for humanity. All is in vain

BJeolughk my grandma was right i do need to tidy up

I hate gay Halloween fuck u mean your a ceiling fan

In Phily. Missing Pit like a past lover.

Nothing more compromising than you in your vehicle and me with my vehicle in opposing green-arrow turning-only lanes at a four-way intersection. Why am I kinda, turned… on?

Just grabbed a stick with my toes, feeling primal