Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be

[thinks about it] yup that is indeed unambiguously a christological heresy.

when i get rich im installing that one italian statue with the boob fountains right in the middle of my living room

official boob post

cunt levels off the charts

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

This post was about neoliberal state abandonment

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

The kiki to bouba pipeline