bisexual.

you: guys it's 3 in the afternoon get the fuck up

you: luke are you wearing calum's underwear again

you: but ashton we had spaghetti three days in a row

you: *hears michael playing video games at 2am*

you: calum will you stop walking around naked

you: nO YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND NAKED

you: yes i know you hate your band luke

you: you don't have to swear in every thing you'll say michael

you: are you calling your mum again calum

you: I DON'T WANT SPAGHETTI FOR DINNER ASHTON

you: michael can you shut up for a second

you: yes luke i've seen that meme already

you: we're not having frozen pizzas for dinner either michael

you: why is calum's ass trending worldwide

you: lUKE DID YOU UPLOADED ANOTHER PHOTO OF CALUM'S ASS ON TWITTER

you: no i don't want to cuddle calum

you: i said nO CALUM

you: YES LUKE I KNOW THAT FUCKING MEME

you: when did cheetos become a dinner

you: fine i love you too calum

you: michael you're in the room next to me why do you have to call me in the phone