don't listen to them, you get to come in too.

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Blue Monday: Sabrina

What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?

man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone

not even like joking around like genuinely if you're also Going Through It right now i hope stuff gets better for you. like. everything sucks in a way that feels like it's completely out of my/our control and it feels like a hill too steep to climb

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."