terrible decision you've made

tank takes any damage: just the facts of life. keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get too low. :)

dps takes literally 1 damage: oh, you silly fuck! absolutely goofy fool! can’t believe you would let that happen to you! *uses highest form of healing spell to get them to full*

one time, i had some dream about a woman who, iirc, got introduced to some giant place filled with a shitton of monkeys. i don’t remember why, all i remember is that there were some sort of non-clinical tests being done on these monkeys and that the entire film was posed like a movie. for some reason one big scene that i seem to remember is the woman riding in a convertible limousine, and that there was some camera shot that showed a whole bunch of monkeys climbing on and across these concrete beams that went inbetween the buildings that they were going in between, like some sort of jurrasic park reveal.

another one of my dreams had some sort of gmod-esque plot and drama, where I had the player model of Sonic the Hedgehog and was the mayor of some desert western town. apparently i was in this dream using one of my personas i occasionally use when gaming (name myself “leg,” continue to say nothing but leg in voice and text chat). supposedly, we had just finished doing some sort of objective in some cave nearby the town, and now we needed to get back to the town proper. to this effect, the players had begun killing themselves so that we can respawn at the town. one of the players, Curt, apparently ends up shooting me, then shooting himself. this gets the dead chat riled up for some reason, and Curt tries to defend himself by saying that the sheriff should be the first one to get the town to load as there was no one currently in it. apparently, i was able to type in the chat “dw just another isekai anime” (as Curt kills me to have me come back alive [respawn] for a purpose [loading the town]), which promptly makes the main accuser of Curt laugh and diffuses his supposed crime.

one small part of my mind: ah yes! squirrl fireman. firesquirrel. she goes and extinguish the fire. she just talk fast

the overwhelming majority of my mind, every single goddamn time:

look at these bastards. all of them are cute as shit. Lancet-2’s story is adorable. Justice Knight did Many A Thing™ in the Near Light event. I’ve yet to see THRM-EX’s story and I don’t think there’s much on Castle-3, but I bet I’d love them in their stories just as much.

i feel powerful. rich beyond by wildest dreams. i feel the inspiration to drive through a drive thru and simply purchase the entire restaurant. gonna see some poor orphan on the streets and give him enough earnings in a single cash stack that he is considered a middle-class civilian.

*spends some of my LMD on my operators, leaving me with 9k*

oh yeah? can your vanguard do THIS?

my operators, putting their full trust in their Doctor’s vast experience in giving out orders: